Sometimes all you can do is laugh

Last night the adults in the house(J and I)
Were attempting to have a conversation....things had been a little tense between us for a day or so and we were attempting to smooth things out....

We were in our room, door open, and it seemed like we were moving AWAY from figuring things out ....

And then we were delivered a gift of sorts.....

We were reminded that even though we want to- we just cant take things so damn serious....

The kids, through the mere act of "being themselves" made us laugh until our sides hurt and there were tears in our eyes.....

The older girls were arguing about who was a bigger bitch.... back and forth back and forth- Ian was protesting the unfairness of Ethan getting to stay home sick "AGAIN" ....

Bennett, who at 12, has been in her first "relationship" for an amazing 36 hours was learning dating 101 skills from Sawyer, the last person on earth that should be giving relationship advice.....

The door slams, Kenzie gets into the shower, while we hear the tortured screams of Bennett as Sawyer attempts to help her pluck her eyebrows while now taking over the act of dumping Bennett's Boyfriend via text herself.....

The cat(Oliver) and the dog (Darwin) are barking and hissing at eachother and you can hear them chasing eachother up and down the stairs.....

and then it happened- the pinnacle of the etertainment....

Darwin jumped onto the bed where Bennett lay getting the ancient eyebrow torture treatment and Sawyer quickly grabbed her and threw her out of the room slamming the door behind her.... at that moment, I swear to you the dog turned and crossed the hallway, jumped up on Sawyer's bed and proceeded to pee all over it.

Upon returning to her room and seeing the big wet spot on the center of her bed she screams
"Whoooooooooooo Peeeeeeeeeed on myyyyyyyyyyy bedddddddd!!!!"

Jeremy- his timing always perfect turns to me and says in a very serious tone of voice

"My money is on Kenzie- after their exchange I bet she just went in and squatted".......

I dont think either of us remembered what we were so seriously discussing before that....

And that was only 5 minutes of our evening.....

I think we need to contact TLC- you just cant script this sort of stuff ;)